I'm half monkey and half dragon, and
I wrassle emotions for exercise.
I can swallow lead and spit out gold, and
I occasionally imbibe sacraments as mental floss.
I have the craziest ex-girlfriend, and
the most powerful friends in California, and
I can breathe in the vacuum of space.
No one can stop me,
no one can top me, and
I beam the searing fire of love out of my eyes.

Friends, Angelinos, countrymen,
lend me your ears.
I come to bury “reality,”
not to praise it.
It's all your own creation.
YOUR own fuckin' creation, you idiots!



a message to my beloved

Joy is being in the right place at the right time doing the right thing with the right person or people.

Power is getting what you want. People with more power get more of what they want. People with less power get less of what they want.

Joyful Empowerment is being in the right place at the right time, getting what you want.

I'm Joyfully Empowered in my intention to create a wowie, zowie, off the charts relationship and co-creation of love.

My intention is that I am delivered to a divine and Joyfully Empowered and polyamorous woman, who is ascending the spiral staircase to Enlightenment, who is alive with love and power, who loves unconditionally and totally with an open heart, who receives my unconditional love fully, who will jump off the proverbial bridge with me in a quest to ascend yet higher up the spiral stair, and who exudes the beauty of that energy, radiating it to all those she comes in contact with, sharing in my intentions to create that same energy for all to absorb and thrive upon.

You're out there. Smack me upside the head if I don't notice you.